Episode 17 - Quandry

Hail is something wet and cold - it falls upon the ground - they used to all Hail Ceasar - when he was Roman round

I knew a man who had an op - that gave us all a fright - they took away all his left side - now he says he's all right

I've this head when I'm sexy - and another when I'm not - and sometimes I have so much head - my legs go in a knot

A quandry is a small round thing - that bounces back to you - it's hard to grasp and coloured brown - and smells a bit of poo

I know a man who lives his life - the wrong way round you see - he goes to bed at 8am - and doesn't wake til three

It's nice to be so silly - so people laugh and sing - just think of all the happiness - that silliness can bring

I love to Q it's really nice - and so much fun for me - there's nothing better I have found - unless I get to P

If you choose the wrong door - it can make you look dumber - so keep clear of the backdoor - coz that can be a bummer

Life can be a carry on - just like the old time movie - but lots of inuendos help - to make me feel so groovy

Knowing things you learnt to learn - can make life so confusing - you can't unlearn some things you know - but that makes life amusing

Episode 16 - Nutessa

Hope is something special - that everyone should keep - coz when you have run out of it - you wind up not being able to sleep and quite grumpy

Sometimes there's two meanings - to things that people say - they may call out "Good Morning!" - when they really mean "Good Day!"

Prophecies just happen - they're something you can't help - that's why I often prophecise - good things about myself

Two's a happy number - it's made of you and me - there's nothing than can better two - unless you're talking three

Mentioning important things - that you'd like to receive - is bound to get you what you want - or being asked to leave
I conversed just recently - with a tiny garden plant - It said "You think I'm listening.... - Well actually .... I aren't!!"

Sober's overated - I've tried it once or twice - I much prefer an Armagnac - it's very very nice

Godesses are brilliant - especially if they're nude - the things I'd like to do to them - are really rather rude
Imagine having three big boobs! - (a spare one in the middle!) - but there are disadvantages - for those who play the fiddle

You can't improve on nice fresh Fein - it's such a tasty fish - Ocaasionally i treat myself - and cook a nice Feindish

I used to have a mortal mind - before the accident - now it's squashed in at both sides - and all the middle's bent

I love it when you speak in French - I start to shake and dribble - I'll show you just how good it is - It's mainly round my middle