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I'm Happy now the time has come - where I can taste some freedom - like Adam said when he was passed - an apple made in Eden
At this point I was so happy - so filled up inside with glee - then those words hit me real hard - and I just thought "Oh Dear!" ("Fuck Me!")
I know a careless man who has - a bump upon his head - he walked into a door you see - before he went to bed
I learnt to Gulp whilst still at school - drinking half-warm milk - you swallow hard and it goes down - as smooth as any silk
I'd know one when I saw it - it stands up all alone - it hasn't got no arms or legs - so cannot use the phone
I used to hold my breath for hours - but it would hurt my head - one day I "huppped!" for far to long - and ended up quite dead
He jumped up suddenly at me - and then ran up my body - but I was still chained up so it felt - really very oddy
I had a lovely lady once - said she was my 'home help' - she'd come around, rip off my clothes - and make me scream and yelp
I new a man whose speciality - was dressing as a tree - he ended up in hospital - straightjacketed like me
I won't eat tongue of animal - it seems quite gross to me - it's been inside some creatures mouth - I'll stick to eggs for tea
I had a watch once long ago - I wore it on my wrist - it worked from movement so I had - to try to fuck my fist
"I'm free" I cried from my push chair - so glad to be alive - "That's nothing!" called out my friend Fred - "Coz I have just turned five!"