I love to make sounds with my mouth - and sometimes with my bottom - Some are very memorable - and some are best forgotten
Crying is a brilliant way - to clear the eye's tearducts - the other way is to get a whip - and slap around your nuts!
I really like to interupt - when people are so busy - I talk to them of underwear - and tell them I'm called Lizzie
A plant can be a stubborn friend - refusing to grow big - so if yours plays you up like that - just hit it with a twig
I can see alot of things - with my new x ray specs - I put them on and stroll around - and stare at ladies pecs
Somewhere over the rainbow - blue birds fly - but I can never see them coz - I've raindrops in my eye
I like a bargain anytime - the 'money off' attracts - I bought a coat with just one sleeve - from "20% off Macs"
In jail I met a midget - on a fake clairvoyant charge - he did a bunk so they looked for - a small medium at large
Don't you feel this character - is a wasp without a chin? - have u got better characters? - if so just send 'em in!
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