Episode 22 - Countdown

Like a vibro dark and sleek - I'm looking rather well - all I need now are two big - batteries from Duracell

It's always good to Go somewhere- exciting sights to see! - but though the going's very nice - the coming's best for me

When locked inside a torture box - I always feel quite anxious - I wonder when the time will come - when they come back to spank us

I know a careless man who has - a bump upon his head - he walked into a door you see - before he went to bed

I learnt to Gulp whilst still at school - drinking half-warm milk - you swallow hard and it goes down - as smooth as any silk

I'd know one when I saw it - it stands up all alone - it hasn't got no arms or legs - so cannot use the phone

I used to hold my breath for hours - but it would hurt my head - one day I "huppped!" for far to long - and ended up quite dead

He jumped up suddenly at me - and then ran up my body - but I was still chained up so it felt - really very oddy

Episode 21 - Help

Everybody hated him - because he was so little - but he would bravely front them out - and cover them in spittle

I had a lovely lady once - said she was my 'home help' - she'd come around, rip off my clothes - and make me scream and yelp

I new a man whose speciality - was dressing as a tree - he ended up in hospital - straightjacketed like me

I won't eat tongue of animal - it seems quite gross to me - it's been inside some creatures mouth - I'll stick to eggs for tea

My mother used to run things up - like clothes, to save us money - I think my Mother's turned Chinese - and that seems rather funny

As a child I got told - he who asks don't get - it hasn't changed me thru the years - I ain't stopped asking yet

If you get trapped inside a box - with very little air - you can create more space inside - by shaving off your hair

Dead is such a horrid thing - and really rather final - they suck the soft bits from your skin - and turn them into vinyl

I had a watch once long ago - I wore it on my wrist - it worked from movement so I had - to try to fuck my fist

"I'm free" I cried from my push chair - so glad to be alive - "That's nothing!" called out my friend Fred - "Coz I have just turned five!"