Everybody hated him - because he was so little - but he would bravely front them out - and cover them in spittle
I had a lovely lady once - said she was my 'home help' - she'd come around, rip off my clothes - and make me scream and yelp
I new a man whose speciality - was dressing as a tree - he ended up in hospital - straightjacketed like me
I won't eat tongue of animal - it seems quite gross to me - it's been inside some creatures mouth - I'll stick to eggs for tea
My mother used to run things up - like clothes, to save us money - I think my Mother's turned Chinese - and that seems rather funny
As a child I got told - he who asks don't get - it hasn't changed me thru the years - I ain't stopped asking yet
If you get trapped inside a box - with very little air - you can create more space inside - by shaving off your hair
Dead is such a horrid thing - and really rather final - they suck the soft bits from your skin - and turn them into vinyl
I had a watch once long ago - I wore it on my wrist - it worked from movement so I had - to try to fuck my fist
"I'm free" I cried from my push chair - so glad to be alive - "That's nothing!" called out my friend Fred - "Coz I have just turned five!"
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