I knew a lovely woman once - who ran about alot - I thought that she was Russian - but she said "Daahrlink I'm NOT!!"
I used to like to get real high - hot air balloons I'd ride - then someone taught me to smoke dope - and now I stay inside
I know a girl who sweats alot - I call her sweaty Betty - I tried to bone her once or twice - it's something I regretty
Of all the sexual positions - the one I like the best - is where I am The Banker - and she takes interest
I used to sleep on branches - way back when I was young - but now I sleep in beds that bounce - they're really much more fun!
I'd love to come back one more time - I'd be a little sheep - and give away the wool I grew - and help you off to sleep
I always feel much better - if I get time to rest - I take some twigs into my bed - and make a little nest
Some folks like to live their life - as if today's their last - they do outrageous, crazy things - and end up plaster-cast
I wanted gentle treatment - so I asked her to be kind - but she just gave me Chinese burns - and kicked my fat behind
Some things in life are crazy - and so hard to believe - I met a man who told me that - his heart was on his sleeve
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