I held my breath will all my might - trusting the little critter - after moments I knew that - I may soon need the shitter!
Sometimes I spell properly - and sometimes I do not - and if you do not like it - you can stuff it up your bott!
Look! Here's me with puffy cheeks - I think I look so funny - with luck you won't see lower down - that's where my cheeks get runny
I once knew a spoilt fella - who had ADHD - he'd run around just shouting out - "Hey! People - LOOK AT ME!" 
When eyes are shut you must rely - on all your other senses - like old blind walkers when they sit - down on electric fences
There's nothing quite like pissing - it's really rather fun - to squirt your piss up some big wall - then watch the bugger run
I knew a girl called 'toxic' - she was a fucking freak - I knew when she was happy coz - my nipples she would tweak
Many years I spent in clink - locked up with nasty blokes - experiences turned me bad - so I relied on jokes
I'm Happy now the time has come - where I can taste some freedom - like Adam said when he was passed - an apple made in Eden
At this point I was so happy - so filled up inside with glee - then those words hit me real hard - and I just thought "Oh Dear!" ("Fuck Me!")
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