I used to be so careless - was always saying sorry - but it was really so much worse - each time I drove a lorry
I find when you have to go - there's really nothing better - adding wetness to the earth - and thus releasing pressure
"Is this a bloody sell-out?" - I ask myself out loud - the blatant mention of 'Yahoo' - that big search engine crowd!
Once I did contain myself - within a big square box - but all that my poor nose could smell - was slowly rotting socks
A doctor that I went to see - when I once tripped and fell - dug three big holes in his back yard - and then said "Well! Well! Well!"
I almost once was famous - I'd primed myself just right - I read what all the critics said - but they said I was shite
It's like old Humpty's sister - who's not mentioned at all - because she only 'almost' fell - and that don't count at all
I had a dream the other night - that I'd eaten my pillow - when I awoke with teeth all broke - and a half chewed Armadillo
Going to the shops each day - is something that I hate - I always go at 9pm - which really is too late
I had a brilliant memory - it really was first class - I helped the cops out lots of times - as their new supergrass
I held my breath will all my might - trusting the little critter - after moments I knew that - I may soon need the shitter!
Sometimes I spell properly - and sometimes I do not - and if you do not like it - you can stuff it up your bott!
Look! Here's me with puffy cheeks - I think I look so funny - with luck you won't see lower down - that's where my cheeks get runny
