Episode 20 - Crying

I love to make sounds with my mouth - and sometimes with my bottom - Some are very memorable - and some are best forgotten
Crying is a brilliant way - to clear the eye's tearducts - the other way is to get a whip - and slap around your nuts!
I really like to interupt - when people are so busy - I talk to them of underwear - and tell them I'm called Lizzie

A plant can be a stubborn friend - refusing to grow big - so if yours plays you up like that - just hit it with a twig

I can see alot of things - with my new x ray specs - I put them on and stroll around - and stare at ladies pecs

Somewhere over the rainbow - blue birds fly - but I can never see them coz - I've raindrops in my eye

I like a bargain anytime - the 'money off' attracts - I bought a coat with just one sleeve - from "20% off Macs"

In jail I met a midget - on a fake clairvoyant charge - he did a bunk so they looked for - a small medium at large

Don't you feel this character - is a wasp without a chin? - have u got better characters? - if so just send 'em in!

Episode 19 - Sleep

I knew a lovely woman once - who ran about alot - I thought that she was Russian - but she said "Daahrlink I'm NOT!!"
I used to like to get real high - hot air balloons I'd ride - then someone taught me to smoke dope - and now I stay inside
I know a girl who sweats alot - I call her sweaty Betty - I tried to bone her once or twice - it's something I regretty
Of all the sexual positions - the one I like the best - is where I am The Banker - and she takes interest
I used to sleep on branches - way back when I was young - but now I sleep in beds that bounce - they're really much more fun!
I'd love to come back one more time - I'd be a little sheep - and give away the wool I grew - and help you off to sleep

I always feel much better - if I get time to rest - I take some twigs into my bed - and make a little nest

Some folks like to live their life - as if today's their last - they do outrageous, crazy things - and end up plaster-cast
I wanted gentle treatment - so I asked her to be kind - but she just gave me Chinese burns - and kicked my fat behind

Some things in life are crazy - and so hard to believe - I met a man who told me that - his heart was on his sleeve