I love Hitchcock and all his films - they're classics of their time - he gave me sound advice one day - "Don't ever shower at mine!"
Once he was a "Batchelor boy" - & that's the way he stays - happy to be a "Batchelor boy" - and hang around with gays
DIY is so intense - I once hit with a hammer - my left testicle so hard - it almost made me stammer
If I was lying in my bed - (a dried out yellow Gourd) - and someone stabbed me with something - I'd prefer it was a sword
My friend was lucky one weekend - he came up on the lottery - I asked what he'd spend the cash on - he said "A new lobotomy!"
Each day brings it's luck to us - we only have to notice - I once wished for a flowery car - and got run down by a Lotus
Growing up is really fun - you don't know where you're going - you grow and grow until you stop - an end up going boing!
Baffling though my life is - Its changing all the time - Underneath it all I know - It's MINE all MINE all MINE!! 
Try and try and try again - until you get it right - and if at first you don't succeed - it's probably coz your shite
Dying is an awful state - to get yourself into - the worms will slowly chew your mind - and turn it into pooh
You haven't lived until you've tried - a lesbian in a dungeon - and it can make you hungry too - you'll end up carpet muching
It's nice to watch a torturer - who knows just what he's after - he'll keep on going till he stops - and fill your cell with laughter
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