I like a chocolate biscuit - to dip into my tea - the shop told me that they were 'plain' - (but they seemed all right to me)
How to get your parents - to do what you would like - requires manipulation - at which (I know) I'm shite
We can't all be REAL manly - we can't all be REAL butch - like footballers on telly - who shout "Give us a TOUCH!"
"Sense" is what you make it - it all makes 'sense' to me - but I'm a 'Talking SQUIRREL' - who lives inside a TREE
My friend he met his girl on-line - and pretty soon was smitten - she was a lovely VAMPIRE GOTH - and he wound up well bitten
I had a drink to celebrate - my 'First Blow' yesterday - but then I had to have some more - (to take the taste away!)
"Gadzooooks!" is such an olde word - they used it all the time - but not so much in poetry - 'coz bugger all will rhyme
I pulled a girl the other day - just grabbed her by the cheek - I thought she loved it but 'OH NO!' - (my case comes up next week)
Old 'Nonny' was a lazy horse - he wouldn't plough or bring - they put Viagra in his hay - now he F*CKS everything!
What to do? (I always know) - it's usually quite clear - I hold my breath and count to ten - then gas comes out my rear
Baffling though my life now is - it's changing all the time - but underneath it all I know - It's MINE all MINE all MINE!!
Have you ever laughed so hard - you found it hard to stop? - you probably found you weeed yourself - or made your arse go 'POP!'
I like a chocolate biscuit - to dip into my tea - the shop told me that they were 'plain' - (but they seemed all right to me) 
How to get your parents - to do what you would like - requires manipulation - at which (I know) I'm shite
"Sense" is what you make it - it all makes 'sense' to me - but I'm a 'Talking SQUIRREL' - who lives inside a TREE
My friend he met his girl on-line - and pretty soon was smitten - she was a lovely VAMPIRE GOTH - and he wound up well bitten
I had a drink to celebrate - my 'First Blow' yesterday - but then I had to have some more - (to take the taste away!)
"Gadzooooks!" is such an olde word - they used it all the time - but not so much in poetry - 'coz bugger all will rhyme
I pulled a girl the other day - just grabbed her by the cheek - I thought she loved it but 'OH NO!' - (my case comes up next week)
Old 'Nonny' was a lazy horse - he wouldn't plough or bring - they put Viagra in his hay - now he F*CKS everything!
What to do? (I always know) - it's usually quite clear - I hold my breath and count to ten - then gas comes out my rear
Baffling though my life now is - it's changing all the time - but underneath it all I know - It's MINE all MINE all MINE!!
Have you ever laughed so hard - you found it hard to stop? - you probably found you weeed yourself - or made your arse go 'POP!'
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