Episode 14 - Poisoning

"Us and them" some Boyscouts say - when they're creating sides - "you have to choose what team to join" - (I did - I chose the Guides)

Egg Custards are easily - the best cakes in the world - they crunch and slurp inside your mouth - and make your toe hairs curl

If you get critters in your food - it can be quite upsetting - but please just get to know them first - before you smack their head in
Size can be deceptive - and sometimes small is best - but not when people point and laugh - when you've just got undressed
Some folk like to dish out food - (they're often known as 'feeders') - their 'victims' are the ones who eat - and they're the big fat bleeders
Getting away's a great idea - just grab a bag and run - until you reach a lovely place - somewhere in the sun
Table lamps are very good - for seeing in the dark - but not for keeping creatures in - for that you need an ark
Each day I seize the moment - enjoying life as well - I want to live life to the max - before I go to hell
Its nice to be agreeable - to nod and smile alot - but people take it way too far - and end up kissing bot
One thing I'll remember - one thing I'll forget - the other thing I'll realise - when I get soaking wet (is that the second thing was an umbrella)

Heaven knows how many times - I've asked the question 'what?' - with all the info that I gained - I soon became a clott

Four letter anacronyms - they follow me about - they slowly creep up when I sleep - and punch me in the snout

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