
I had a book on Memory - it showed me what to do - I soon remembered where I live - and how to find the loo

If all the people at a Rave - each took one hundred 'E's - the total love would be just like - the love I feel for trees

Completing your ablutions - it vital to each day - but do not overdo it - or you could smell quite gay

Perhaps if we could start to hear - things through our finger tips - then girls would be okay when I - just listen to their tits

A plastic thing with brushes on - that fits inside your gob - but please check it's a toothbrush - (coz it might be a knob)

When I go driving in the woods - the paths can be so cruel - I stop at manifestations - so I can purchase fuel

"Demon" & "Destroy" are words - that both begin with 'D' - but when they both happen to you - you swiftly move to "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I knew a man who couldn't hear - he was a stupid clott - Whenever I would ask his name - he'd simply shout out "Watt!?" (He went on to invent a lite bulb I think! - weirdo!)

I suddenly for no reason - put tofu on my fur - I changed my name to Mavis Lung - and said "Please call me Sir!"

I do like taking things out - I've done it over years - like milk bottles and girlfriends - (I fill them both with beers)

I often would repeat myself - if I was in a hurry - but it was always twice as bad - after a chicken curry

See things from anothers view - (it's so invigorating) - I thought you could do that for me - but I find I'm still waiting
xxx

Many pearls of wisdom - appear in strangest guise - I saw a message drawn in shit - it said "Lord of the flies"

If you do lose your reason - it ties knots in your guts - you plead with people "I am sane!" - (but they all know you're nuts)
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