I had a book on Memory - it showed me what to do - I soon remembered where I live - and how to find the loo
If all the people at a Rave - each took one hundred 'E's - the total love would be just like - the love I feel for trees
Completing your ablutions - it vital to each day - but do not overdo it - or you could smell quite gay
Perhaps if we could start to hear - things through our finger tips - then girls would be okay when I - just listen to their tits
A plastic thing with brushes on - that fits inside your gob - but please check it's a toothbrush - (coz it might be a knob)
When I go driving in the woods - the paths can be so cruel - I stop at manifestations - so I can purchase fuel
"Demon" & "Destroy" are words - that both begin with 'D' - but when they both happen to you - you swiftly move to "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
I knew a man who couldn't hear - he was a stupid clott - Whenever I would ask his name - he'd simply shout out "Watt!?" (He went on to invent a lite bulb I think! - weirdo!)
I suddenly for no reason - put tofu on my fur - I changed my name to Mavis Lung - and said "Please call me Sir!"
I do like taking things out - I've done it over years - like milk bottles and girlfriends - (I fill them both with beers)
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