There are times living in a tree - has many things to offer - but soundproofing is lousy when - you live beside a cougher
A vole called Keith once came to town - refusing to stay long - he said that he had things to do - like buy himself a thong
I love to shout "Irrelevant!" - whilst walking near my tree - but big grey mammals would call back - "Are you talkin' to me?"
Talking, talking, all day long - but saying very little - the more you talk the more you spray - the other folk with spittle
Waiting for a moment - can take up too much time - so dress up like a vicar - and sing like Patsy Cline
"Here I am and here I'll stay" - a voice said in my ear - it was a homo by my side - (at least not at my rear)
All around and up and down - there's things to do and see - just have a go and then you'll know - but leave some things for me
Crabs are quite attractive - they love it when they're dressed - but keep them from your furry bits - or you could get quite stressed
I just love playing patience - it's really quite perverse - so I'll just lie here on the bed - and you can be my nurse
Have you noticed psychopaths - have oddly mishaped arms - it's this that makes them want to kill - when they leave funny farms
I run my life along these lines - "So do I need to know it?" - "it" has helped me down this path - and here I am..........a poet
How long ago is long ago - if you're not keeping time? - well you can keep your long ago - coz I'll be wanting mine
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